Sirk(Kris) is officially perverted!!!(must read)

hey frenz!!!!

below is the conversation between me, Kris and Chean Yee!!!! its damn stupid!!! i was laughing my whole butt off!!!!

Peacemaker=Kris
Chean yee= Chean Yee
KRIS IS PERVERTED!! = Me

peacemaker97@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
megan fox was wearing very little
Chean yee says:
AHHAHAHAHA
Chean yee says:
OMG
Chean yee says:
KRIS you damn perverted lah!
peacemaker97@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
chill
KRIS IS PERVERTED!!!! says:
chill
peacemaker97@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
wtf
peacemaker97@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
u r doing ctrl v
peacemaker97@gmail.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
KRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETEDKRIS IS PERVETED

Conclusion:
The more perverted Kris is, the more foul words he'll say and dont know how to spell words. :D

well bye for now and btw i also did it to JIAN YONG!!!

Alice's wonderland funny script!!!!

Hey my frenz long time no post!!!!

Okay i wanna share wif u guys the funny part of my concert!!!! it's the part with the caterpillar!!!!
(caterpillar is C and Alice is A)

C: Come here...And who.....are you??? 0_0?
A: I'm Alice. Who are you?
C: I... am the caterpillar and what...may I ask is an...Alice?
A: I AM Alice... but I don't seem to be ME...you see?
C: No, I don't see...
A: Well I used to be...bigger you know?
C: No, I don't know. If I know, I would be you!
A: Well I am now 3 INCHES HIGH and I want to be BIGGER again...
C: What may I ask is WRONG with being 3 INCHES HIGH? I am exactly 3 inches high and I am better than that... Who? Ms. Leong?
A: I just want to be bigger again.
C: Oh...so sad...I could have taught you to be as great as me but...too bad...Hmm...one side will make you bigger and the other side will make you smaller...
A: Of what?
C: The mushroom of course!Goodness!!!!Is this the only way to make children eat their greens nowadays?!
A: But there are NO SIDES on a mushroom!
C: Tsk, Tsk... Come, come my little legs! We shall dance now so polish your shoes...

Wow i didn't know caterpillars have shoes! and btw i was laughing my butt off! i hope you were laughing yours off too!well i hope you enjoy and tata!

OMG poor blog!!!!

yo wassup frenz!!!!

my poor pitiful blog man no comments...haha today i am gonna post somthing about today and the last few days..... Monday: i arrived at school at 8.20. i didn't noe where to go, classroom or hall so i went to the classroom first. there was NO ONE AT ALL. i was like must be the hall... then when i reached there i chat for a while wif my frenz then 5 minutes later we went in the hall class by class. my class went in first because Mr.Chang said we were the best class so we get to go in first.YAY!!! we had BM and English seminar that day and it was OK. Tuesday:again i reached school at 8.20 and again we went to the hall but this time my class was not first to go in... today's subject was Science and Maths... the Science mc was so boring and he told us everything my Science teacher taught us in class but the maths mc was cool! he taught us how to do 7,8 and 9 times table without memorizing anything at all!!! cool right? then after the seminar mr.chang was like 6 wordsworth is the best class! so quiet. you may leave the hall first. today(Wednesday): i arrived at school earlier than monday and tuesday. when i entered the class it was only 8.10. so i chatted with my frenz and i manage to steal jien meng's ds to play for a while.(buahaha i m evil!!) then extra class started. when En.Azahari came in, he was like looking for Shin-Ji. then he was like, mana Shin-Ji? then every one was like ABSENT. then he said i won't be surprised if Hooi San(me) didn't come today. everyone was like WHY? he said, because she is the only one who scored A for both papers. i was so shy... then me and my frenz went for break. after break we had english extra class. halfway in the lesson i started miming my teacher... he was like, Hooi San why are you miming me? i was like, er.... i dunno for fun? everyone started laughing at my reply. after that we all balik kampung except for the advanced mandarin student because they had mandarin extra class for UPSR(i simpati kamu..haiz)before i went home i told my frenz i scared myself in ballet class(yes ppl i go for ballet lessons... this year my ballet concert is alice in wonderland and i am a bird from the corcus (i dunno how 2 spell) race and the cheshire cat's oh so famous grin)how i scare myself ar?? like this... i accidently mishear(dunno got such word a not)what pang jia yi(my ballet bff) said. she said push back ur cd case(we were using it as pretend tamborine) but i heard, katrina(my ballet bff oso) come already. so i put my hand at the back of me so i could lean back a bit then i saw my hand i tot it was katrina trying to scare me... then i turned around to my left and i saw no one then i screamed WAAAAA!!!!! my teacher was like 0_0 and she said HOOI SAN why u scream? then i said uhhh because i saw a...ghost? my teacher was like how can there be a ghost it's so bright in this room and some more got so many ppl here? i was like,uhh... i dunno... she was like, ok what did you see? i replied like dis(plz prepare to roll on the floor) ummm...my...hand? then everyone started laughing...then pang jia yi said ANOTHER MYSTERY IS HISTORY!!!!!!

ok this post is long enough so till next time, bye!!!!!